• Person: what are you doing?
  • Me: not reading the work of a stranger on the internet interpreting the relationship between the protagonists of an established media series by thrusting them into unrealistic situations in which they for some unknown reason have intense gay sex that's for certain

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

emilyvanw:

Ever since someone on tumblr pointed out that it doesn’t make any sense that Peter lives with Ron for three years, yet Fred and George fail to notice this on the Marauder’s Map, I’ve been wondering how this can be explained. I finally figured it out!

It’s because the Map shows…

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
…
Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

geekishchic:

doctor-donna-detective:

rumbelleriversong:

rumbelleriversong:

wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead

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was in Pompeii when these two idiots

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where there?

and dont even get me started on this ass hole

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JESUS

Oh and I nearly forgot this one

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEII

i think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded

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lilmiss-fallen-angel:

green-eyed-rising-demon:

callurn:

timeladyonthetardis:

callurn:

cyanide123:

callurn:

if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

with a car

You’re on your period right?

I am a 17 year old boy

i love how you felt the need to add your age there

Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least

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I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING