I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
Ever since someone on tumblr pointed out that it doesn’t make any sense that Peter lives with Ron for three years, yet Fred and George fail to notice this on the Marauder’s Map, I’ve been wondering how this can be explained. I finally figured it out!
It’s because the Map shows…
This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.
wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead
was in Pompeii when these two idiots
and dont even get me started on this ass hole
Oh and I nearly forgot this one
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEIIi think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
i love how you felt the need to add your age there
Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least
I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better